DOWNLOAD: Thunderskank Vs. Russo - Teardrop (Yo Video Remix)

For some reason, I'm not sure what, people seem to equate the ownership of a coffee table with a human being's arrival at a spectacularly bland, complacently middle class kind of adulthood. Or at least they do in England - I'm not sure if a coffee table's seen as something so bourgeois in Italy, France or even the US. This is why, when we're not busy breaking pint glasses on each other's heads and singing the national anthem at plates of fried breakfast, people in England talk about Massive Attack's "Teardrop" as being the most 'coffee table' track of all time. If 'coffee table' was a legitimate genre, "Teardrop" would be its "Louie, Louis," its "Run to the Hills," "West End Girls" or "God Save the Queen." Shocking, then, to hear Thunderskank and Russo crash into the living room and smash the shit out of Massive Attack's coffee table, probably high on something or other, maybe the pernicious influence of peak hour drum n bass that sounds like a circus collapsing into hell.
Thunderskank Vs. Russo - Teardrop (Yo Video Remix)
