Top 3 one-liners from Art Brut's Eddie Argos

In a crowded field of many, we went with these gems from the blinding wit of Art Brut's beloved Eddie Argos. By all means, submit your own.
"Craig Finn: You guys went nuts last night, right?
Eddie Argos: Yeah, on Jägermeister. You know, Anthony Kiedis used Jägermeister to get off heroin, apparently." - Pitchfork
"If I went around punching everyone who didn't like my band, I'd be a very tired man."
- Spin
"Waking up from a dream where Mr T has been shouting at you isn't a very good experience." - Spinner.com




